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Piazza Repubblica, 145 - Corleone 90034 - Sicily ITALY Caro Signore Bobby Bedrock, Buon giorno! How are you? Signore Bobby, I am writing to you regarding complaints we have received from our dear friend, Signore Mel DeVincent, your uncle. It has come to our attention that your lack of respect towards him is starting to worsen. We were quite shocked and embarrassed when we heard this sad news. How could this happen to Signore Mel DeVincent of all people? He is well known, here in Sicily, for his sensitive nature and sunny disposition. Regardless, he has asked us to quietly intervene. Now, Bobby, Signore DeVincent is a fantastic human being and trustworthy friend of ours. You should thank your lucky stars every day that you have an uncle like him but instead you test his patience to see how far you can push him. We must sincerely insist that you stop harassing our beloved Signore DeVincent with your very lame and dry joke about Ed Zachary. He doesn't like it, we don't like it and you're starting to become quite a nuisance. In simple words, Signore Bobby, you're becoming a pain in the ass. It is quite amazing the amount of patience the Lord has blessed our dear Signore DeVincent in dealing with your asinine sense of humor but part of it comes from the deep respect he has for your lovely wife, Nancy. You obviously are a very funny guy, Signore Bobby, so why don't you try some other jokes on Signore DeVincent. He has a great sense of humor. He loves the stupid jokes that leak out of your pea sized brain but not when you repeat them over and over and OVER! Your duty as his nephew is to now make up for the tons of respect that Signore DeVincent has lost because of your lame comedy. Stop by his favorite pastry shop and pick him up a nice Italian cheesecake and cannoli. Make sure they're fresh! He loves the very fresh kind. Okay, Signore Bobby, we sincerely hope that this has taught you a very valuable lesson. Give our deepest respects to Signore DeVincent and we hope we never have to receive another complaint from him again. If we hear that you tell him that Zachary joke again, we'll come over and shove it up where the Sicilian sun doesn't shine. Thank you and Tanti Saluti da Corleone! Don Peppino